Orang tak dikenali yang menggatal - Avoid this

Assalamualaikum ...


hye ladies ! situasi ni penah terjadi tak kat uolzzz ! alowh mesti pernah punyeeela .


*in phone messaging or other different types of messaging


"sayang ... miss miss you ..." *orang tak dikenali*


"sape pla la ni bersayang sayang"


"balak lama you la..." *ohh my ! aku ta suke gler org pronouns diri die as a balak . sungguh ta sopan . sah sah bukan ex kekasey aku*


*terus ta reply*
*phone ringing berkali kali , still ta response*


"combong ah cayang ni"


eh dude . kalo you nak bkawan please behave yourself and approach as a proper gentleman guy like Seth Tan lar  . bukanla nak demand ke apa la kan . tak salah nak bkawan tp ta best la macam ni . just introduce diri you yang sebenar la , tak payah nak bermain main konon konon macam the cutie nakal nakal guy . ni macam seronok , ingat lawak ke ape . one more thing , jgn snang snang gune kan perkataan sayang and it wasn't funny at all . 


it would be nice and easier kan if mcm ni je :
"hye awak . i'm shah rukh khan . is it oke if kite kenal kenal ?"
"ohh , abang shah rukh . oke je nak kenal"


People will be nice to you if you all pon nice . ta payah la nak buat main main dgn ayat ayat gatal ulat bul bul tuh . dude , girls mostly didn't like this style of approaching . it is not cool man ~


Wassalam